I have never signed any shark socks before. I can try to sign the stick, but my signature’s kind of…not stick like.
It’s better than an ice cube.
And it’s better than a baby. Someone at a signing asked me to sign a baby once. And a sword - it actually worked really well. I’ve signed a sword, I’ve signed license plates, I’ve refused to sign inappropriate body parts.
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