My eight-year-old daughter read Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia first in a deliberate bid to get you to throw things at her. Any chance you can oblige?
How about a thrown compliment?
“YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A VERY BRIGHT YOUNG LADY.”
You can print that off and toss it at her, if you want. :)
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